First off he had this pathetic little dick, well he did not think his man meat was that small but I certainly did.  Six inches?  I do not know of anyone who thinks six inches a big man cock.  In fact the cut off rate for me is seven inches, six is not going in any part of my body,  call me a size quuen, but you’ll have that! Oh but it gets so much better than that.

Not only did he have the pathetic little penis he was a wimpy little man as well with he voice of a true dork,  I could not help but laugh when he made it so much worse by telling me he was fucking a plastic pussy.  I made him name her after me!

How sad do you have to be to fuck plastic girl parts? hehehehe roflmao

Seriously, have you ever wondered why the cock sucking comes first in porno? Why she always slobs his knob first? The answer is really simple! There is not a better lube than the slime that comes from the back of a well lubed throat and gagging is the best way to coat a dick with it.

Once you get it all glazed with throat goo that cock can then go where no man has gone before………..

A good whore needs to be able to do both. Well.

Call me to learn to do it right!

1. Antonio-Well I cannot help but put Antonio here. A very Large, very cut gorgeous black man with an astonishingly large bulge in his jeans. I met him when my car had a little trouble last week and he fixed it at the auto zone in the wrong part of town. He gave me his number if I, “Needed anymore work.” but you see we both knew I would not need anymore work at least not on that side of the perimeter. We both knew and know exactly what that number was for or should I say is for. You cuckolds would be hard as rocks and begging to eat me!

2. Mark-Mark won the one day all expense paid wallet raping that he so could repent for hiding from me for so long or maybe he is just hooked on buying pictures of my beautiful body. Who can tell because I am ignoring him right now. I will probably check him out after I write this blog and make him pay to see it.

3. Jon-Jon is very demanding of my attention and I give it when he can but you would think that after seeing this list that he might understand that a well fucked princess is also a relaxed, sleepy princess and until he sends me a princess throne on my amazon wish list I will not spend all of my time in this tortuous chair I have to say in his new Courtney special cock reminder, he looks very cute and does keep me entertained when we can talk. Don’t you have some e-mails to buy Jon? You do want to pass up mark next week right?

4. James-The king of the cock suckers! It is so much fun to listen to him get down on that dildo. Gagging until he has a enough slime he could bottle it and sell it for anal lube, which is exactly what it is. You know I am all about going green. Why should I pay someone to manufacture something when you sluts have it all ready in the back of your throats?

5. Small Paul- Oh you can jump higher! Your wallet is right here!

6. Missy- Missy you are doing very well in your training. Your voice is so convincing you should be pimped out as a cock sucker, taking calls for me. That facial hair and well, cock, in spite of the fact it is smaller than a cocktail wiener kind of get in the way. We will have t work on that. A wax and some duct tape maybe?

7. Bob-The lap top is wonderful but until you come off you Linux worship you will not be allowed any orgasm what so ever, no teasing just pure denial. You will soon be off the list for disobedience. Nothing any of my other subs do will correct your zealot behavior.

8. John R.-Keep your mouth shut. No one need to know how stupid you are when we are out. SHHH. If you talk you will lose you place as a dildo. I do not need to talk to you. Look up the list. There are better subs to spend my time with.

9. Wes-Have you found your tiny, useless cock under those folds yet?

10. Piggie- You are cheap but entertaining. Have you thought about voice over work? Those snorts and squeals are priceless!

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